how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I'm like, not good at living.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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