Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
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I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
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why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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