no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
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I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
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