that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
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I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
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He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
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We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.