found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
North Korea, Best Korea!
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
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you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"