Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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