I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
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