what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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