is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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