I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
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on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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