Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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