Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
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