woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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