He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
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Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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