Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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