Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
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I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
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I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
i need some magic done to my vagina
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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