i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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