I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
