you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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