I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
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