considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Randomize
