do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I will be naked everywhere
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Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
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Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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