Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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