Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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