She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
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I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
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Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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