Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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