Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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