we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
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People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
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He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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