Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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