My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
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I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
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After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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