so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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