Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
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Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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