i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Randomize
