Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
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No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
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How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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