I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
