I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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