I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
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He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
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dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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