dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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