He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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