You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
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We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
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Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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