it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
smell my finger.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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