If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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