last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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