I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
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There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
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after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..