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• (818): View more from California

  why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.

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• (607): View more from New York

  you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.

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