And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
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what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
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How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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