someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
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Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
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