NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
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So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
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You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
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