I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
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He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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