I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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