Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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