VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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