Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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