I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
